Our Staff

The one and only "Destrano", is the CEO of Bobtinin Inc. as he once proclaimed in a 2013 livestream on the squeaker-infested YouTube channel known as "Bobtinin Gaming Network". He cultivated this glorious operation from the ground up, and he will RISE to Memeholla some day. Together with his longtime friends, he will dominate the multimedia sphere. Currently, he is in charge due to nobody wanting to be the boss of a failing operation. He often forgets that he is the boss due to his reliance on Dextran after being exposed to radioactivity from his cancerous music albums. For enduring thes hard pains, he is recognized here as a Bobtinin HERO.

BEHOLD --- The shortest man with the longest dingus, he will rock your body just like Justin Timberlake! He is none other than elected official Prom King "Phyre" of 2017. Although many voters were attracted to his physique, some claim Russian bots hired by allies of his campaign rigged the election for him! Here at Bobtinin Inc. we DENY these allegations as FAKE NEWS. He is your leader Wakefield graduates in the Class of 2017, and you must learn to accept him deep inside (spiritually NOT physically, as that is not consensual). We have put him in charge of finances due to his history of being Al Gore's protege. Alongside wbsfive, he is Destrano's close friend and confidant, and for this he is destined for heavens much like Memeholla, such as Mount Olympus, due to his prolonged presence in Olympia, WA.

The music legend of the Bobtinin Squad, a.k.a. "wbsfive", is known as the greatest Hip-Hop producer in the DMV area, and it's NOT EVEN CLOSE! Many sleep on his talents, but you don't end up being the Chief Operating Officer of this super funky fresh company for no reason. He was chosen because he is a born leader, who is capable of running operations much better than Destrano, who suffers from undiagnosed dementia like Joe Biden. Speaking of presidents, NO ONE forgets Guillermo Bin Hameen Xavier V's very successful tenure as President of Crew 104. DO NOT mess with this decorated Eagle Scout!!!

Hailing from the far land of Pakistan is none other than legendary Urdu rapper O$mant3kk. We haven't heard much of him rapping in his mother tongue, but we swear to Allah that there is a vault of recordings hidden in the Bobtinin Storage. He is known in A-Town as an incredible tech support guru, who always assists us through Teamviewer. Be careful though, you may lose your personal data and bank account info in the process! For this reason, Usman has been given the role of Chief Technology Officer in our company. Thanks to Usman, many brown people have been hired to our business, giving us a very diverse staff here at the offices of Bobtinin Inc. and we are very proud of this fact! Thank you for adding to our diversity Usman!

He may look like a young Turk, but the man pictured here is the great Sheikh Bilal "Nixon" Niazi, who is also from Pakistan! Through the vast desert oil fields of Saudi Arabia, he has accumulated great wealth through the family business, Sexxon Mobile. We owe him a great deal of gratitude for the huge donations he has bestowed on Bobtinin Inc. and its employees. This of course, has no correlation with the position he's been granted as Chief Medical Officer of our company. He is after all, a well-educated medical doctor who has only made such wealth through the enterprises of his family. Ignore the surgical negligence lawsuits that have been filed against him, those cases are FAKE NEWS and clear money grabs! Thank you for the adding to our diversity Nixon!

Is this gentleman a Bengali K-Pop fan? Yes! Is his name Suvra? No! This is Robert Khan, a distant descendant of Genghis Khan. We were able to spot Rob's dedication and perseverance when he consistently played BTS on repeat using his Spotify account, to ensure that his favorite boy band got #1 on the Billboard charts. When he saw that our acronym for Bobtinin Sound was also BTS, he thought he was auditioning to join the band! Instead, he got to join our D-list music label, which is clearly a much better outcome. Due to his tremendous ability to gather intel and information on people, he has been appointed as Chief Information Officer. We noticed his natural talents, through his ability to spot the most embarrassing Snapchat content and screenshot it. Now we have a 1 TB hard drive full of dirt on all of our Wakefield peers! Thank you for adding to our diversity Rob Khan!